Samuel Merrin: A Visual Feast

I googled “dinosaur hobbies,” stupidly thinking I would get some pictures of dinosaurs enjoying some of their favorite pastimes. I now realize that dinosaur hobbies, for most people, refers to humans with dino-related hobbies. One of the image results:

My favorite is that pink one in the top left-hand corner. That, to me, looks like some type of mythological creature. That’s not a dinosaur at all. It appears to have rather heavy back haunches and a tail, making flying an unlikely hobby for this particular organism.

-Samuel Merrin (flies through the air)

I googled “octopus comedy” and found this:

Apparently someone found a nine-tentacled octopus.  My question is this:  does anyone really care?  I mean once you have an animal with 8 legs…does one more really make a difference?

-Samuel Merrin (states the obvious)

“What do you have on tap?”
“Rabbits.”

I searched for “dog and rabbit” on Google and this is what I found.

-Samuel Merrin (eats rabbits)