Samuel Merrin: A Visual Feast

Samuel Merrin makes his first appearance on Craigslist!

A search on “Ferocious Lion” brought this ferocious costume.

In honor of Valentine’s Day, I googled Love Disaster, and got a picture of a transformer:

A transformer.  It got me wondering what this image had to do with a love disaster.  And then I started wondering, what if you were in love with a transformer?  How heartbreaking would that be?  One minute she’s a car, the next and evil-fighting robot?  Such indecision, such turmoil…do I go on a road trip or defeat the Autobots?

Happy Valentines Day-eve to all!

I searched for “Awesome Hilarious” and I got this:

I can only assume that this guy is both awesome AND hilarious, which is quite a compliment.  In fact, it’s the highest compliment one can attain, in my opinion.  I aspire to be awesome AND hilarious, that would be what I would call “the total package.”  This guy.  This guy is my hero.  He probably has some cool and hilarious name, like Chaz, which would be a douchebag name but this guy is so awesome AND hilarious that it’s automatically cool.  It’s like, when is Chaz coming to the party?  Oh wait, Chaz is already here, otherwise it wouldn’t be a party.  Man.  I am so consumed with jealousy right now.  But I’m not mad…how can I stay mad at Chaz?  I can’t.  What a guy.

Well played, Chaz.  Well played.

This guy is a Real American Hero.  I searched for “Toaster Fire.”  That thing that is on fire is in no way a toaster, but this guy just looked like such a Man that I had to post it.  Look at him.  I want to paint an oil painting of this photo.

-Samuel Merrin